High plains weather sucks*

My government cell phone just beeped with a weather warning.  Two to four inches of snow plus wind gusts of 35 mph are forecast to hit tonight.  I have to go to the Robert Van Pelt, American Inn of Court, “Spring” dinner this evening.  If you have never experienced weather in the high plains, like heavy snow and high winds on May 1, you are missing a special treat.


*For the etymology of “sucks” as an inoffensive intransitive verb, see Broussard by Lord v. School Bd. of City of Norfolk, 801 F. Supp. 1526, 1534 (E.D. Va. 1992).

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