As some may recall, my smart ass son likes to pimp me about my nose. Well, there is more grist for that mill. Today, they shaved off the end of my nose to remove some perfectly benign but hideous thingies. My only consolation is that my son’s nose will one day look like mine.
RGK
Hercules and the umpire. 
You could always replace the bandage with http://www.amazon.com/Nexcare-Strawberry-Shortcake-Comfort-Bandages/dp/B00AMHG4NI and threaten to hold in contempt any attorney who cannot stifle back a giggle.
Get well soon, judge.
J. Law,
GREAT IDEA.
I can never get enough of Strawberry Shortcake. As you no doubt know, her theme song begins this way: “Straw-ba-ba-ba-berry, Straw-ba-ba-ba-berry, Straw-ba-ba-ba-berry . . . .”
All the best.
RGK