More fun today. Wearing my long black robe, I called the Bureau of Prison from the courtroom to hold a previously scheduled and ordered sentence reduction hearing under Rule 35(b). The hearing was to be held “on the record” but over the phone. The lawyers were in the courtroom and the inmate was supposed to be on the phone. The government asked for the hearing. Last time I checked, it’s cheaper to use the phone than fly an inmate to Lincoln.
Guess what? No one answered the phone at the prison. Not even a voice mail message telling me to have “Have a nice day!” Bummer. Think I’ll go home. No one complies with my orders anyway. Apparently, compliance with court orders is optional now that the man with the golden tan has sent everyone home.