I do silly things to make me feel better about myself.
Example 1: I never cross against the light, ’cause it forces me to respect rules. “Dumb,” you say. “Yes,” I reply. Example 2: After becoming a judge, and for the past 25 plus years, I haven’t voted or even registered to vote ’cause it forces me to be apolitical. “Dumb,” you say. “Yes,” I reply.