I am still in Sioux land. I have been amazed at two brilliant law clerks here. Both are named Matt. But there is a problem.
The good Matt is hard working and serious. The bad Matt is, well, bad, He loves PBR beer. He just cannot get enough of it. This morning we snuck into his office to see what fuels the bad Matt’s habit of playing cruel jokes on visiting judges who suffer from blood clots. We were all horrified at what we found.