With a hat tip to How Appealing, I see that a state appellate court is considering whether a chimp is a person. See Appeals panel to weigh personhood for chimpanzee. Like a lot of other things, I don’t know the answer to that question. That said, I think I may have sentenced a chimp or two. But, I am not entirely certain. After all, the rumor among federal practitioners is that I am proof that evolution can go in reverse.
Pass me a banana.