Unless you are among those who get hot and bothered by Polack jokes, you must read Scott Greenfield’s Can’t Take A Joke. Beware of his “trigger warning,” however.
RGK
Unless you are among those who get hot and bothered by Polack jokes, you must read Scott Greenfield’s Can’t Take A Joke. Beware of his “trigger warning,” however.
RGK
“Polak.” The word is “Polak” — at least in Poland.
“Pollock” is either a fish or a painter.
“Pollack” is a film director.
May we please get all of this straight from now on?
Jim G
Jim,
Over the last four days now, you have caught two egregious speeling errors. I appreciate your help.
All the best.
RGK
Some would argue that the “grammar police” and “spelling nannies” are among those who have no sense of humor. 🙂 By the way, the commentary you linked to is perfect fodder for those of us who are politically incorrect.
MOK,
Trust me, Gordon is not politically correct or a member of the grammar mafia. He does love to gig me when he gets a chance, and I enjoy the give and take.
All the best.
RGK
Oh yes, I know of whom you speak. Herr Gordon is one of those larger than life, memorable legal characters, and I would agree that he was having much fun jerking your chain.
A woman and a duck walk into a bar.
The bartender says, “Where’d you get the pig.”
The woman says, “That’s not a pig, that’s a duck.”
He says, “I was talking to the duck.”
* * * *
A black guy, a rabbi, a dog, an old lady and a Latin guy walk into a bar. The bartender, a mulatto, says, “What is this, a joke?
Skink,
You are walking on the wild side, my friend. All the best.
RGK
Skink,
Now, that’s funny!
All the best.
RGK
Three dyslexics walk into a bra.
the other rob,
Wonderful! All the best.
RGK
Did I ever tell you the one about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac? He was up all night pondering the existence of dog.