When Mickey Mantle proved that Judge Learned was not perfect

Many of you know that I am a great fan of baseball, John Q. Barrett, Professor of Law, St. John’s University, and Barrett’s Jackson List. So far as I am concerned, Professor Barrett has outdone himself with this offering dated April 6, 2015:

By the end of this evening, the Major League Baseball season will have opened in the United States and Canada for every team. Fans are smiling again…

Baseball was not, alas, one of Robert H. Jackson’s passions. When MLB tried in 1951 to persuade him to retire from the Supreme Court to become the Commissioner of Baseball, Jackson declined. He claimed not to know left field from right field and viewed an afternoon at the ballpark as wasted time. He preferred other seasonal, outdoor activities, including long walks, horseback rides, skiing, skating, gardening and fishing—activities where no one kept score. (Okay, sometimes Jackson’s fishing mates, including on a couple of occasions President Franklin D. Roosevelt, did keep precise score of who caught what.)

Baseball also seemed not to appeal to Judge Learned Hand. He served on the federal bench in New York City from Jackson’s youth and outlived him by almost seven years. Judge Hand was one of Jackson’s contacts in the law, an often kindred spirit and, to a degree, his friend.

In spring 1959, Judge Hand, then age 87 and a Senior Judge of the U.S. Court of Appeals for the Second Circuit, demonstrated publicly some baseball obliviousness. The occasion was the annual dinner meeting of the American Law Institute, held at the Mayflower Hotel in Washington, D.C.

Judge Hand made his baseball disclosure in a comment following Attorney General William P. Rogers’s remarks at the dinner. Rogers recounted that his son Doug, age 12, had recently answered two telephone calls to their home. One was from President Eisenhower. The other was from Vice President Nixon. William Rogers reported that he had explained afterward to Doug that although these calls did not mean much to him now, they would one day. Doug had listened politely to his father and promised to remember the calls. Then, with great excitement, he had asked, “Did you ever meet Mickey Mantle?” To that boy and many, many others, the centerfield of the New York Yankees was the leading national figure.

The ALI audience of course laughed. Then Rogers noticed his predecessor, former Attorney General Herbert Brownell, Jr., in the audience. Rogers described Brownell as “a Yankee fan” and waved to him, provoking more laughter and his wave back at Rogers. He then turned serious and commented, “Of course I realize that my story about Mantle right now is not timely.”

Judge Hand, seated at the head table, was being honored at this dinner for his fifty years of federal judicial service. During Rogers’s remarks and then his byplay with Brownell, Judge Hand was visibly perplexed. He whispered to his neighbor but appeared unsatisfied with the reply he received.

Then Judge Hand rose to speak. He thanked previous speakers for their many tributes to him. Then he volunteered that he did not know the “name” that Attorney General Rogers had mentioned.

The audience at first sat silent, unbelieving. Then gasps of astonished laughter broke out.

Judge Hand then addressed Rogers directly. “Mantle?,” he asked. “I don’t know what Mickey Mantle is or does. Is it a man or a thing?”

Sigh.

No one, except occasionally a pitcher, is perfect.

(Italics added by Kopf)

RGK

Baseball, beer and boys

I love baseball. Nebraska’s recent sweep of the 12th ranked Texas Longhorns was glorious. Reminds me of a little case I had some fun with several years ago.

I was asked to restrain a high school from prohibiting a student from playing baseball. The kid was said to be a phenom. But he had twice violated the school’s prohibition against consuming beer. In the opinion, I quoted Thayer’s Casey at the Bat in its entirety, and decided a temporary restraining order was not warranted. As Thayer put it, the Mighty Casey had “struck out.”

I concluded, “[e]xcept in the most compelling cases, public schools should be run by those assigned by elected officials to run them, and not by geezers wearing black robes. While I know a fair amount about baseball and beer, I know virtually nothing about educating and disciplining high school students who drink beer and play baseball.”*

Spring is upon us. I can hear the twang of the those damn aluminium bats. Pass me a cold one!

RGK

*I was also able to footnote to my beloved Toledo Mud Hens.

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