The question

I reader from Canada brought to my attention a judicial spectacle going on in the land of ice and snow. It deals with Manitoba Queen’s Bench Justice Lori Douglas, the rough equivalent a federal trial judge here. I won’t go much into the details of this sad and salacious matter. It is enough to say that it involves nude photographs of the judge, before she was a judge, appearing on the internet under very depressing circumstances. Above the Law has chronicled the details in several posts including herehere and here. You can pursue the grimy specifics if you like by going to ATL.

Apparently, Justice Douglas did not disclose anything about the photographs when she submitted her application to become a judge. In turn, a committee of inquiry was impaneled pursuant to Canadian law to look into the judge’s omission and related matters. It began the investigation several years ago. The Justice has defended herself by suggesting that the sad story of how these photos became public was well-known among the bench and bar and therefore there was nothing to disclose. Over time, the investigation has become heated. The Justice sued the investigating committee. She alleged bias. Last week, all the members of the inquiry committee resigned.

So, why do I write about this nasty story? It got me thinking about how we vet federal judicial nominees in America. Specifically, I thought readers might be interested in knowing about the question.

Once the White House decides that it is likely to nominate you, word goes out to the FBI. The nominee must fill out a very detailed questionnaire. From that document, and who knows what else, FBI agents throughout the country, and internationally if necessary, compile a dossier that is given to the White House, and the Senate if the nomination goes forward.

The level of detail unearthed by the investigation would amaze you. From the time of your birth, until the present, every detail of your life is scrutinized including the criminal and employment history of your mother, father, brothers and sisters; your economic circumstances over time; your prior legal work and what other judges and lawyers think about you; every aspect of your medical and psychological history; detailed information about your spouse and kids including marital discord, employment history and criminal records; what your neighbors say about you; what your worst enemies say about you; what drinks you drink and how much and how often you drink them; how many speeding tickets you have received; how you treat pets; whether any deeds to property you owned contained racially or religiously restrictive covenants; have you ever uttered a racial, ethnic or sexist slur; what religious practices, if any, do you follow and where and when; what clubs or civics groups you have joined; are you hard worker or a slacker; what quirky habits do you have, and on and on and on.

Then, on very short notice, two FBI agents show up to interview you. One talks. One is silent. Both are grim. The silent one takes notes.

The first thing said (after a frightening and ostentatious display of credentials) is that a false statement is a federal crime. In my case, I seem to remember the agent literally reading the “false statement” statute to me. The agent stressed that the statute applies to statements that are “false” because of an affirmative misrepresentation and also because an answer omits material information.

And then the questioning begins. As I remember it, among the first questions was the question: “Are you aware of anything that might embarrass the President of the United States if your nomination goes forward?” Go ahead, and ask for clarification of that question. You won’t get one. The agent will tell you that he or she is not at liberty to sharpen the question. The agent will likely add that you may qualify your answer anyway you think appropriate so long as the answer is true.

In 1992, after serving more than five years as a United States Magistrate Judge, and having already undergone one FBI background check when I was appointed an MJ, I learned that Bush 41 would likely nominate me to become a district judge. Now, I had (and have) a lot of secrets that I did not want to tell anybody about and that included the President and the Senate. But, if a FBI agent asks the question, you confront the ultimate Hobson’s choice.

Let me tell you about a part of my response to the question. One of my daughters, who was then a teenager, had frequented a home that was under FBI surveillance. She dated a very nice Vietnamese boy who lived at that home. One of his older brothers was apparently heavily involved in a significant narcotics distribution ring. Earlier that year, I received a warning from a Justice Department official that my daughter and her friend were not suspects but that during the surveillance she was seen at the home. My kid would be well-advised, I was told, to avoid the home in the future.

I told the interviewing agent all about my daughter’s involvement with the boy and the warning I had received. That in turn prompted a grilling about how I came to know about the surveillance, the date and time of the warning, the name of the person who gave me the warning and much more.

Did the agents who were conducting my interview already know all about my daughter, the surveillance and the warning? While I suspect they did, to this day, I am not certain. Was I really obligated to “rat her out” to prove my bona fides? I have no idea, but I sure felt shitty for having done so. What difference did my revelation make? Apparently none, since the President proceeded with the nomination and the Senate decided to confirm me. But who really knows.

So what is the point? It is extraordinarily intrusive, but not unfair, to require judicial nominees to formally answer the question. If there is anything worth taking away from the depressing controversy involving Justice Douglas, that is the lesson.


O Chanada

Photo credit:  s.yume's photostream (Canada's golden moment) per Creative Commons license.

Photo credit: s.yume’s photostream  (Canada’s Golden Moment, Vancouver Olympics, 2010) per Creative Commons license.

My first grandchild, Petra, loves Chanada even though at four years of age she can’t pronounce “Canada” properly yet. She can’t pronounce ‘merika either, even though she spells it like Michael Moore.  Her daddy Karel grew up, and her paternal grandparents live, in Canada. Karel, Petra and the rest of the family now hang their hats in China, across the bay from Hong Kong.

Anyway, behind the scenes, I can see how many folks from a specific country visit this blog.  I was surprised to see the number of hits from Canada today and yesterday.  They were way up.  Now, I am worried. I made some snide comments about Canada in my post regarding the movie Battle Earth.

To be clear, I love Canada, I love Petra and I love my son-in-law, Karel.  Karel is a helluva hockey player. He particularly endeared himself to me when he got into a good old-fashioned Canadian fist fight with a player from a Chinese national hockey team during a scrimmage in China.  Karel was skating for an ex-pat team of has been hockey jocks.

So, to Chanada, let me say I am sorry.  That said, I still think Canadian Bacon was the best movie ever made.  But, then again, John Candy was a Canadian.  So, everything is OK, right?


Image credit:  bhaggs’ photostream (John Candy Lives On) per Creative Commons license.


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