“Merry Fucking Christmas”

I hate Christmas. I really do. I will have a very serious post on why this is so on December 26. But, for now, consider the following:

  • Yesterday, the basement flooded.
  • Last night the clothes dryer conked out.
  • Judge Ross died this week.
  • Thanks to the blood clots from Sioux City, my balloon foot hurts and I am now wearing black slippers with velcro ’cause their the only kind of footwear that works when your foot looks likes something from the The Island of Doctor Moreau. See below.

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  • My doc, educated at the Grace L. Ferguson Storm Door and Medical School, says, “not to worry” and than grins in his terrifyingly vacant way.
  • Yesterday, Petra, our oldest grandchild ended up at a Canadian hospital for her Christmas present. Diagnoses: parasites from China. See below. Thank you baby Jesus!

Petra

With the foregoing in mind, I offer you Denis Leary and Merry Fucking Christmas.  May it bring the true meaning of this blessed holiday to you and yours!

RGK

The fuse worked!

It seems like long ago that I wrote Lighting the fuse: It is time to get rid of court reporters in the federal courts. Today, I received a comment to that post. While the comment is very tardy, I am amused by it anyway. I think most readers will be too. So, on the assumption that readers of this blog don’t follow a post written in July and comment thereto received today, I reprint the following bit of sterling advocacy using the “all caps” format used by the writer:

MR. RGK, YOU CAN GO FUCK YOURSELF. YOU THINK YOU’RE SMARTER JUST BECAUSE YOU’RE A “JUDGE”. I AM PRETTY DAMNED SURE YOU WOULD NEVER BE ABLE TO DO WHAT A TRAINED COURT REPORTER DOES. I FEEL VERY SORRY FOR YOU THAT YOU MAKE ALL THESE ASSUMPTIONS WITH NOTHING TO BACK IT UP. HAVE YOU EVER HEARD A PERSON WITH A DEEP HAITIAN/HISPANIC ACCENT?????? LETS SEE A VOICE MACHINE PICK THAT UP!!! NOT!!!! I WOULD LOVE TO SEE YOUR FACE IF PRESIDENT OBAMA TOLD YOU THAT YOU DID NOT HAVE THE QUALIFICATIONS TO BE A JUDGE. I SUGGEST YOU SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS. I ALSO FEEL VERY SORRY FOR ANYONE WHO HAS TO STEP INTO YOUR COURTROOM BECAUSE LITTLE DO THEY KNOW, THEY’RE DEALING WITH A MAN WHO HAS NO HEART. MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO YOU, ASSHOLE!

Comment posted by Jovan. Submitted on 2013/12/08 at 11:35 am

RGK

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